Bad DatesTell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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this is your calling card"oh hello, ma neem's Plumdozer! not oanly am ah a fuckin' massive myusack snob, mah cleem ta feem is that ah luke leek Adam Leveen from Maroon 5, an' ah inveinted the wurrd 'quender'!"
bet that gets them frothing at the twat
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:50,
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I am Cheryl Kerl(, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 0:15, closed)
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