Isn't this like the joke -
A bloke staying at a sunny resort decides to do a bit of nuddy sun-bathing.
It's no big surprise that he gets burnt "top to toe". Of course his sunburnt penis is in immense pain. That night at the bar he mentions this to the barman who tells him of an ancient remedy - the barman tells him to dip his penis in a glass of milk to soothe the pain. Which the bloke races upstairs to do.
After returning to the barman and thanking him the fella spies a pretty young blonde lady. They get chatting, hit it off and eventually the lucky man leaves with her to return to her room to knock boots. Which they do. Repeatedly. Which leaves the blokes burnt todger slightly the worse for wear.
In the middle of the night the bloke wakes up in pain. He seeks out a glass and the milk in her kitchen and attempts to relieve his pain.
She walks in and seeing him with his dick in a glass of milk proclaims - "I've always wondered how you refill those things."
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)