Thanks..
I think we've all clarified that I am a bellend, no objections here, but thanks for the confirmation in any regard. I'll also take on board what you've said and promise, should I choose to post in the future, to consider using full expletives. Especially now that I know its "allowed". Actually, Im quite excited, it makes it all so risque. Aren't we naughty being allowed to write rude words.
(drinkingteddy, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:26, 1 reply)

The thing is
what I found incongruous was you were okay with writing a story about being a bunch of chauvinist wankers and taking the piss out of someone with a genetic deformity
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:22, closed)

Yeah, cos you wont find any chauvinistic, self obsessed and condescending wankers on this site anywhere, will ya? If you read the story, I mean actually read the story as opposed to being someone elses puppy, you will see that it was written with complete self-deprecation in mind and I was the obvious butt of the joke from beginning to end. Clearly that part escaped you. I was 17, im now nearly 37. Can you see theme developing here? You write your abuse as if the event happened yesterday. Yeah, so the people I went on holiday with, some 20 yrs ago, laughed at me mostly and a faceless, nameless, crippled mong (their words, not mine). So what? get over yourself and stop taking the internet too seriously.
(drinkingteddy, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:10, closed)

I'm not saying that you're a Bellend, but I'm not saying you're not.
your Bellendedness is completely up in the air as far I'm concerned. Like a flying Bellend.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 6:16, closed)