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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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'The white hot heat of orgasm'
That's hyperbole, right?
It sounds better than 'the snot laden sneeze of orgasm'.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:50, 2 replies)
Your life has been genuinely dreadful and pointless, hasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:58, closed)
If that had been what I'd written,
it would have been hyperbole. As it is, however, I wrote "white heat", with no "hot" involved at all.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:02, closed)
Heat with no hot eh?
You're losing us now
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:51, closed)
You know,
like "Here Comes the Tepidstepper".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:54, closed)
The prosaic petty criminal.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:56, closed)
Just to tell you once again,
Who's fair-to-middling?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:12, closed)

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