Bad DatesTell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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i once took a girl on a date to the moviesI ordered a choc-top ice cream, which turned out to be as hard as concrete. I used so much force biting into it that it imploded, showering my shirt, pants and her with creamy stains.
I think the movie was City of Lost Children, which would make this bukake date 1995
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:26,
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No thanks, I've eaten. But you go ahead
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:45,
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Quite the explosive implosion.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:00,
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Ace Filmfor a date. chapeau sir!
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