My sister and I went on a double date with a couple of "smug wanker" types.
All they did was exchange knowing looks, smoke, and grill us on our interests, like a pair of extremely petty John Humphries.
In the end, one of them made a disparaging remark about someone's mother, so we made our excuses and left.
Walked past the place, half an hour later, and they were all over each other. Ick.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:58, 9 replies)

There there, nevermind.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:11, closed)

You sound a bit homophobic to me.
Are you sure you're not a closet lezzer?
( .Yeti., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:14, closed)

We did go home and console each other,
but you'll just have to use your imagination.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:58, closed)

PlayStation or Xbox?

(Panzerfaust, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:51, closed)

You went on a date
with your sister?
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:04, closed)

Twin sister.
Makes all the difference.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:11, closed)

Christ this lie just gets worse.
You dated your twin sister?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:14, closed)

Don't be such a prude.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:33, closed)

Terrible bullying of ... whoever this is bullying.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:18, closed)