Famed novelist, raconteur and piss-head Kinglsey Amis tells this story
About his friend, the Kremlinologist and poet, Robert Conquest. At one of Amis' drunken parties, Conquest proceeds to get lucky with a lady and takes her upstairs to a bedroom for a jolly rogering. Concerned about the impression others would get of them both reappearing at the same time, Conquest lowers himself down a drainpipe into the garden and back into the hubbub of the alcoholic soiree. Ever the ladies man, Conquest proceeds to continue trying his luck, and propositions a woman, who slapped him on the face.

It was the same woman he'd fucked earlier.
(McChinaman banned, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:54, 2 replies)

See that's the one disadvantage of anal.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:24, closed)

Eh?

( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:12, closed)