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Been to see some talentless gits on stage recently? Had your enjoyment spoiled by a twat with an iPad filming the whole thing? Been bottled off? Tell us all

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:00)
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Phoenix Festival, 1997
Spent most of the weekend in the tent, shagging (woo, sex lies on the internet), so didn't see all that many bands. Walked away from Bowie's set, as it was a load of pretentious arse. Was really looking forward to seeing the Charlatans but, having consumed a box off wine between the pair of us, we only managed to stagger down to the stage, to scream "THIS IS SHIT!" before staggering back to the tent to sleep. :(

MASSIVE DRUGS? Not for me thanks, but I got a thorough pat down from security every time I travelled between the campsite at the festival arena, only to be offered MASSIVE DRUGS by the worlds most obvious drug dealer*, as soon as I got through the gate.

*The dealer inside the arena was a squat, bald, black guy, wearing a puffa jacket (whilst everyone else was wearing as little as possible, owing to the heat) - there was only one of him, yet he was always there, just inside the gate, waiting to offer me his merchandise, as soon as security had confirmed that I was not a drug dealer.

Did I mention that I had lots of sex that weekend?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 23:33, 3 replies)
I liked Phoenix.
Although if both of us were there that would have made it an unofficial bash. No wonder they cancelled it. Pricks.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 7:45, closed)
/talk ruined the Phoenix festival,
now they're ruining /qotw.
Cunts.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:13, closed)
The best gig I've ever seen was at Phoenix 97.
Don't get me wrong here, I enjoy having sex too, but I usually save it for times when I've not forked out a few hundred quid to see some bands I like.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:00, closed)

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