When I was singing in a band
We had some great gigs and some pretty terrible gigs, but the one that sticks in the mind was when we played in Leicester as first support band. We thought we were on fine form, yet despite us having the biggest crowd there, our set was cut short (I think we only played four songs in the end). Anyway, we thought little of it until the review in the Mercury the next day - the reporter had given us a bit of a slating, but in order to do so he'd given us the headline, standfirst, picture and five paragraphs of an eight-paragraph article. And we quickly realised that if we omitted paragraphs one, three and five, two and four were the ones that concentrated on our good qualities, so with a little judicious editing we had decent press coverage that we could quote on posters.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:00, 2 replies)

Had not read this but a few posts up in a reply I said that 100% of lead singers are cunts.
You cunt.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:14, closed)

Yeah, fair enough
I say "singing", but most of it was just shouting very fast
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:21, closed)