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Been to see some talentless gits on stage recently? Had your enjoyment spoiled by a twat with an iPad filming the whole thing? Been bottled off? Tell us all

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:00)
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Shane drank a bottle of wine during the first song, a six-pack of lager during the second, performed the third song laying on his back on the stage, then failed to turn up for the rest. One of the other band members did the vocals, and to be honest it was an improvement.

How the hell is Shane McGowan still alive??
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:54, 12 replies)
Yes - I've never understood going to Pogues gigs.
Everyone has this story - it seems to be an utter waste,
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:15, closed)
I saw them supporting the Levellers in Sheffield
They weren't so bad when their only job was to play the hit(s?) and then bugger off so we could enjoy the crusties, stiltwalkers and didgeridoo players.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:37, closed)
animatronics

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:46, closed)

troni nia
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:08, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:15, closed)
No no no, FINGERPRINTS.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:51, closed)
Run, Sodomy and the Lash Tour was when he was last a functioning alcoholic.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:10, closed)
Is that where the expression "run like buggery" comes from?

...or did you mean to write "Rum"?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:59, closed)
Typical HIP - Rum Rum Rum Rum Rum der

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:21, closed)
He ate a big meal before going on the piss in 1982, so his stomach is properly lined.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:22, closed)
He isn't
He is the outrider of the zombie apocalypse. Except he's so shitfaced most of the time, he can't catch anyone to bite them and spread the undead plague
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:11, closed)

That'll explain the teeth then
(Official Sarc, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:00, closed)

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