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Been to see some talentless gits on stage recently? Had your enjoyment spoiled by a twat with an iPad filming the whole thing? Been bottled off? Tell us all

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:00)
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I was too harsh.
She was gagging for sex and you missed the important pick up signals.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:17, 1 reply)
"I'm going to go and stand over there" is the best "Piss off you tit" line I've heard.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:54, closed)
Not a patch on one I've been on the receiving end of:
"Erm ... uh ... I would invite you back to mine, but, er ... I've, er ... I've heard that sex binds two souls together, and I don't know about you but I'm bound to some people that I really wish I wasn't, and, er ... so I'm going home now bye!"
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:34, closed)
Disagree
With that last one, you can convince yourself that the person saying it is the one with the problem. After all, who really, actually, unironically talks about sex binding souls together?

But "I'm going to go and stand over there" is so beautifully deadpan and unambiguous that you just can't rationalise it as someone projecting their own issues on to you, the unwitting victim. It's the same as saying "I don't like you" but, crucially, with all the aggressive intent removed.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:56, closed)
You have not lived a very full life if that is the best.

(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:25, closed)

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