You should have told him how attractive his son was.
While wiggling your eyebrows suggestively.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:41, 1 reply)

I've very very nearly done this at a gig run by the hoodbutters (as was).
Local teenage girl band called The Males.

www.repeatfanzine.co.uk/interviews/The%20Males.htm

I'd have been castrated and put on a list for life.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:48, closed)

My mates were allowed to interview the Modfather Paul Weller in the Style Council days at
King George's Hall in Blackburn (interviewer was Ian H. who went on to have some fame as the lead singer/songwriter for the band Bradford.) Reason for interview Ian wrote a fanzine at that time. Anyho', the interview found some level of infamy because the NME reported that Ian's friend had made an unwanted, clumsy, drunken pass at Dee C. Lee. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:16, closed)

You colossal nonce.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 17:05, closed)

In my defence
they were well fit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:00, closed)