A man turned up to our local pub
He was a one man band.

He had a snare drum, a mic and a background tape.


He got my brother up to play the drum, then half way through his second song, he got up whilst still singing on his wireless mic, and went outside and sat on the wall for Matalan carpark on the otherside of the road to the pub, and proceeded to finish another 3 songs singing. Quite what the people outside thought of this random man singing was one thing... seeing my brother randomly playing a drum to a phantom singer/empty mic stand was quite another.

We never saw or heard of him again.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 14:25, 1 reply)

I like this idea.
Do you have his number?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 20:47, closed)