Boxcar - 1, me and my girlfriend - 0.
Back in the 90's there was an Australian dancey, housey 'band' called Boxcar.
Despite the fact that I wasn't totally gay I actually liked them. My girlfriend at the time also "didn't mind them".

So we bought some tickets to go and see them on their Oz wide tour at a local nightclub.
The night of the gig I headed over to her place to have a few drinks before the performance. She was living in a shared house - a couple of her housemates and friends joined us for drinks and were going into the club district as well.
Someone suggested we have a drink of goon and sure enough by the time the taxi turns up to pick us up my gf and I have consumed about half of a 4Ltr. box each.
We are well and truly fucked. So we all decide to smoke a nice big fat spliff between us.
Anyhoo, we've got tickets and someone bundles us into a cab to drive a kilometre or so to the gig.
As the cab pulls up I feels a queasy sensation and the world starts to tilt and spin. Very soon after we walk in the front door my gf also expresses her feelings on 'unwellness'.
We get our stamps on our wrists at the door after showing the door-staff (a couple of blokes I know thru work) our tickets.

Then I hit full-on-white-out mode.
The room starts to rotate around my head and no matter what I try to do my guts are feeling like the white chargers killing the dark riders in that Lord of The Rings movie.
Once they start there's no holding them back.

I rush out the doors I had only moments earlier entered. Then I run around the corner to regurgitate about 2 lts. of cask white wine. My gf seeing what I have done joins me in emptying the contents of her tummy. We spew together for a few moments before our friends find us. They then manage to bundle us into the very same cab we came in - which transports us the short journey home. All before the gig has even started.

We got home safely, had weak, drunk shower sex, crawled into bed and woke up the next morning hung over, $60 lighter, no banging good gig under our belt and facing the knowledge that neither of us could ever live down getting so pissed on goon that we chucked a whitey at the start of what apparently was a topnotch dance gig.
Spewing in communion is a bond that I imagine few couples can enjoy remembering.
tl;dr - it was actually a good gig apparently, just not so good for me!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:06, 14 replies)

Well done on the links, there.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:44, closed)

For some reason chrome wasn't doing the links - even tho I'd hand rolled them.
Nvm, ff to the rescue. Right?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:52, closed)

Needs more Mock Aussie slang

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:03, closed)

Best be asking Brigadier
for a new ringofyre post then.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 28 Jul 2013, 23:34, closed)

Party 'king animal
Sex and drugs and rawk n rolf.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 7:00, closed)

All ozzies are lightweights.

(alright alright, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:52, closed)

alright alright

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:08, closed)

alright, Monty

(alright alright, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:46, closed)

Not totally gay,
got drunk on spritzers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:42, closed)

No. 2 lt. of cask wine.
At ll% alcohol volume.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:51, closed)

I've never met an Australian who could hold his booze.
For a nation whose only cultural identity is blokes with tinnies of shit lager they're a complete bunch of beernancies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:07, closed)

Look everyone - shambo's turned up to ignore me.
only cultural identity lols!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:28, closed)

He left out
Puppetry of the Penis, Rolf Harris and complaining about Cricket umpires.
(ringofyre, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:34, closed)

And
Boonies' 52 Not Out.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 5:18, closed)