
Been to see some talentless gits on stage recently? Had your enjoyment spoiled by a twat with an iPad filming the whole thing? Been bottled off? Tell us all
( , Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:00)
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( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:02, 14 replies)

1n 1989 to anything as together as go to a fesival
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:27, closed)

under the influence.
I refuse to believe it.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:40, closed)

Fall off bus. Climb over/under fence. Get mugged by scallies. Buy drugs back off same scallies. Freak out.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:13, closed)

were doing a roaring trade at 50p a time & using up to 3 catering burners . Breakfast of champions. Seem to recall a guy going tent to tent offering speed for brekkie too.
Star(!) of the fest would be the mushroom seller, having been ignored by uniformed coppers, pursued their uninterested backs, upping the ante with his menu, to the point he was yelling "Skag, get your smack & crack here".
Hamsterdam in the West country, I tells yer...
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:05, closed)
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