Bad Ideas"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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Sat on a train in the Quiet carriageThought I could get away with lifting one cheek and silently letting out a fart that had been building up for the past two hours. It was not silent by any means. It lasted about 20 seconds and was a high-pitched noise between a creak and a squeal. Sadly I had another hour left on my journey. On the plus side the smell was non-existent.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:09,
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