
"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
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( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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When I was a kid our tele kept blowing fuses. Dad got the shits with the cost of repairs and as it was always just the fuse, he replaced the fuse with a nail.
When he plugged the tele back in there was a loud *boom!* and a bona fide mushroom cloud rose from the back of the tele and rolled across the lounge room ceiling. One ex TV.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)
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