... and the girl was thanked very much, given a big smile, and then pushed out of the window of the top floor.
A mate recently had to deal with a woman who was left quadraplegic from a car crash and needing 24/7 care who wasn't going to get any compo because the insurance company proved she'd had a cigarette approximately nine months before, thereby invalidating her medical policy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:49, 4 replies)

Jesus!
Really?
(dchurch bah, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:08, closed)

Yep.
It's proper rocked his head - he's a really lovely guy - one of those irritatingly fun, positive people who always looks on the bright side - and he's quite darkened by it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:10, closed)

*proved* ?
A photo on facebook or summat?
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:18, closed)

Dunno - some blood test, hair test or summat?
He did tell me, but I'm arse at details.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:11, closed)

hair samples...
that's why for 2 or 3 cigars a year, and the occassional weakness for a malboro (just the one mind) I'm official insured as a smoker...

Arses
( notmyrealname, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 22:48, closed)

Holy interplanetary yard stick Batman!
But seriously, that is terrible. And you know the bastard who proved that probably got a bonus for it!
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:47, closed)

bastards!
main story is lovely, this one makes me want to SMASH things!

honestly both these stories would make for great stories in a docu-film kind of thing.
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 19:15, closed)