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Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."

So, tell us your banking stories of woe.

No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Banker rhymes with wanker for a reason
That's all I've got to say on the matter.

And surely this has all bindun already in the Credit Crunch question?

Hmmm.
(Errin C, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:34, 11 replies)
Come on then.
What's the reason?

Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:34, closed)
Wanker are we?
sorry banker

*cough*
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:38, closed)
Yes
Yes you are.
(TheSpode has little toe-hats., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:44, closed)
I would suggest not baiting the professor
this is one of the things you will learn on b3ta. comes near the top. don't argue with Enzyme.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:49, closed)
*clicks*
Though I do enjoy an argument...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:52, closed)
No you don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:55, closed)
*sigh*
I should have said that I enjoy a good argument...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:05, closed)
*Bates*

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:26, closed)
Look- stop bloody criticising the questions
If you have nothing to say, or can't think up a witty story (or God forbid a terrible pun) then please SHUT THE FUCK UP.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:38, closed)
Well said that bob.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:54, closed)
This post is EPIC.
No, really, it is. I mean, it has everything, doesn't it? It has a wild and sweeping statement, with absolutely no anecdote (witty or otherwise) to back said statement up. We may as well close QOTW down permanently, now that a wit and intellect of your obvious capacity has shown up.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:29, closed)

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