Give us the fudging money!
Not me, but a friend of mine quite a few years ago got offered one of the best summer holiday jobs ever, doing bank raids.

Basically he used to do the occassional line ups for £20 or whatever at his local police station when he was approached to help with bank staff training with being raided.

He was given a fake gun and told he could do what he wanted but he couldn't hurt anyone. So when it was almost closing time, he run in do lots of shouting and pointing with his gun demanding cash etc..

The staff were all expecting the training, but he said it didn't detract from being one of the most exciting things he'd ever done.

Wish it'd been me, all I did was work at an injection molding factory for next to f'k all for my summer holidays.
( flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:05, 4 replies)

This
sounds like the best job in the world.

I was once asked to do a police line-up and turned it down for fear of being mistaken for the actual criminal and getting locked away (I know, I really do, but I smoked a fair bit too much at the time and was easily paranoid).

How I wish I'd taken the chance, just on the off-chance that I could have done this.

Bugger.
( Moey, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:12, closed)

I used to have similar misconceptions of lineups
...as a child.

Then I grew up and learned how they actually work
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 6:46, closed)

I know
It really was a very silly misconception.

I blame weed myself, it made me a bit of a monger!
( Moey, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 8:45, closed)

This
is epic win
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:35, closed)