Banks
Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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Breaking and entering.
My mate had his house broken into by bank employed estate agents, and all his furniture put outside, and the locks changed.
This was for defaulting on his mortgage. Only problem was, they'd got the wrong address! It was his neighbour they should have went to, it was him who'd defaulted.
He found this out after going to the estate agents, and kicking off. He even threatened to bring a prosecution for breaking and entering.
Being a Saturday, the counter gimp phoned the bank manager of what had happened. Well, they shit themselves. He offered to put them in a hotel until they got sorted, and grovelled his butt off.
When my mate mentioned the press, and what they would make of evicting a family wrongly, a large compensation was offered on condition he kept it shut.
Fuckwits.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:38, 3 replies)
My mate had his house broken into by bank employed estate agents, and all his furniture put outside, and the locks changed.
This was for defaulting on his mortgage. Only problem was, they'd got the wrong address! It was his neighbour they should have went to, it was him who'd defaulted.
He found this out after going to the estate agents, and kicking off. He even threatened to bring a prosecution for breaking and entering.
Being a Saturday, the counter gimp phoned the bank manager of what had happened. Well, they shit themselves. He offered to put them in a hotel until they got sorted, and grovelled his butt off.
When my mate mentioned the press, and what they would make of evicting a family wrongly, a large compensation was offered on condition he kept it shut.
Fuckwits.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:38, 3 replies)
This happened
twice in our town in the last month or two. On each occasion the SAME bailiffs turned up, changed locks, drained water tanks, removed gas and electric meters etc.
Both people went straight to the press. I since found out it had also happened to a friend. "Why weren't you in the local rag then?" The bank had offered him £5000 and the bailiffs £3500 to keep gob shut.
Brilliant.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:11, closed)
twice in our town in the last month or two. On each occasion the SAME bailiffs turned up, changed locks, drained water tanks, removed gas and electric meters etc.
Both people went straight to the press. I since found out it had also happened to a friend. "Why weren't you in the local rag then?" The bank had offered him £5000 and the bailiffs £3500 to keep gob shut.
Brilliant.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:11, closed)
I wonder...
if it is possible to get the newspapers and the banks into a bidding war for the story. Even a fake bidding war.
When bank or bailiff offer compensation, say "I'm very angry and need to think about it". Then call back and say that 'The Mirror' has made a better counter offer, but you could be persuaded... etc
( , Thu 23 Jul 2009, 4:57, closed)
if it is possible to get the newspapers and the banks into a bidding war for the story. Even a fake bidding war.
When bank or bailiff offer compensation, say "I'm very angry and need to think about it". Then call back and say that 'The Mirror' has made a better counter offer, but you could be persuaded... etc
( , Thu 23 Jul 2009, 4:57, closed)
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