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Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."

So, tell us your banking stories of woe.

No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something

(, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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... and 10 points awarded to anyone who gets the reference.


I and two accomplices hit on an insurance scam. We insured two ships carrying a load of sugar from Antwerp - one to London, the other to Ipswich. They were insured by the Fugger Bank.

One of these ships was "captured by Zeeland pirates" and we collected the insurance. This was in the form of a credit note, which we traded for Fugger bonds. These bond certificates were then copied - extensively - and cashed at branches of the Fugger bank all over Europe. Over three or five years, we pulled in almost half a million florins.

Result? The collapse of the Bank - thereby causing financial paralysis to both Emperor Charles V and the Holy See, and a political crisis throughout Europe.

Yours
Gert.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:38, 7 replies)
Q?
I've read this in a book but don't remember the names or who they were working for... Gert from the well?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:41, closed)
Hurrah!
Ten points, plus a bonus five for being so quick and comprehensive with the name.

Excellent book - and 54 by the same people (writing as Wu Ming) is just as good.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:43, closed)
Hooray for me!

(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:48, closed)
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Lombards?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:42, closed)
Almost.
Anabaptists.

Heretics, all the same...
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:43, closed)
Is it ...
... that film with Vin Diesel in?
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:45, closed)
Minus ten points.
}:(
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:48, closed)

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