BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Only barred once... 3 days ago...In a Wetherspoons in Derry with the crew, and keeping in touch with this sailor-namesake, got exceedingly pissed.
Though there were constant complaints from various customers, the barring peaked thusly; My friend swiped several packets of salt and poured candle wax over the table, shredded them together and proceeded to do lines with the unholy mixture.
Best bit was the look on the waitresses face as my friend pulled his head from the table, goggle-eyed to the ceiling screeching 'UUUCCCH!! SHIT!! THATS THE LAST TIME I DO THAT!!'
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