BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
(
chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
« Go Back
BarredWas out in a pub in Aberystwyth with My mate Stan.
we decided that what we should Toast her Maj,so Stan get's up and raising his glass says in an almost Brian Blessed voice "Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, God bless her" to which we all saluted our glasses and drank.
I then stood up and toasted the queen Mum in similar fasion.
Stan then goes for King george the sixth
I go for "Edward the seventh and that harlot Wallace Simpson"
we were ejected by the landlord and a couple of Regulars whilst halfway through toasting Queen Victoria a couple of drinks later.
Oh and I'm also Barred from WH smiths in Northampton for refusing a paper bag for the book I'd brought.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:53, Reply)
« Go Back