BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Weatherspoons in LoughboroughA couple of summers ago, I was on a week long residential course at Loughborough Uni. It had something to do with leadership and teambuilding and all that bollocks. One night we all went down into the centre of Loughborough and managed to find a Weatherspoons (I think it was called the moon and bell, or something like that, but I could be horribly wrong).
Anyway, after drinking a certain amount of pints (I don't remember how many), I decide I need to relieve myself but being outside in the beergarden at the back, the toilet was much too far away, being upstairs inside.
Clever little me spies the fire escape steps which climb up the back of the building and are clearly visible from pretty much everywhere, being 2 stories high. I climb diligently to the top and proceed to let fly from the top, into the road which ran along the side of the pub.
When done, I rejoined the party to a few shocked looks but nothing else. When we all came to leave I was approaced by the manager who promptly told me he'd seen what I'd done and that he'd had complaints. I didn't believe him, but apparently 5 or 6 families were all disgusted with my behaviour. He told me that if I did it again, I'd be barred. "Fair enough", I think.
I'd love to say I went back the next day and did it again, but as soon as I walked in the manager chucked me out again. Apparently he'd changed his mind and I WAS already barred. THe lying cunt. Been back since though AND used the toilet.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:55, Reply)
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