BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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A Freezer Shop in HalifaxI was sixteen and skiving off school. We were keen on the fast show at the time.
The shop was packed with pensioners all buying frozen shit.
I took a deep breath and shouted "ARSE!!!!"
One old lady shat herself so much that she needed a chair to take a little rest. And she stank of poo so i guess she literally did shit herself.
Although the ban hasnt officially been lifted, the shop has changed owners so I can buy frozen shit from there. (except its pikey crap so I wont)
Fuck you with your pub/club stories. Pussys.
Try getting banned from a freezer shop!!!
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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:08,
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