BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Wanky bouncer at Metros on Tottenham Court Road...Me and friend (both pretty pished) head to Metros at about 3am for a one last bevvy before we get the nightbus back to mine.
Ape on door: That's six quid son...
Me: Thats for both of us right? (me and me mate)
Ape on door: Very fuckin funny... Piss off yer smart cunt or I'll launch you like a rocket!
(At this, my mate J starts pissin his keks... )
J: He he he.... Like a rocket. Wheeeeze.
Me: *incredulous* Eh, I was only asking about the price, man...
Anyway long story short. He told me to fuck off and not come back. I told him that the club is shit anyway and I didn't care (he didn't hear this because I only mentioned it once safely out of ear-shot) and we went to a gaybar that was still open... great days.
I have been back to Metros since and it is shit.
Not sorry about length. At least my answer is true and I'm not here just to bleat that this QOTW is shit, like some people. I love you b3ta.com
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 16:24, Reply)
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