BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Chinese takeaway, Walnut Tree local centre, Milton KeynesBanned for stealing newspapers....
Managed to pinch 1 or 2 papers every Sunday after the pub quiz for about 2 months. They were all out of date from earlier in the week.
Then 1 day we noticed our chips taking too long, in fact the people who came in afterwards got their whole meal. Angry chef came out and accused me of stealing their newspapers, so I admitted it and gave him back 1 paper from my inside pocket. We got our chips and left...
... about 100m down the road I said to my mates, well at least he didn't get these... and produced no less than 9 assorted papers and magazines from the back of my jeans, bomber jacket sleeves and inside pockets!
Went back the next week and the weird lady shreiked at me "YOU NO WELCOME HERE! GO WAY!"
(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 16:44, Reply)
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