BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Triumph over misunderstandingI once got barred from The Anchor in Cambridge. Apparently a bar maid heard me was vomiting into the toilet, which meant I was too drunk to remain a patron*. What I was actually doing was coughing up phlegm into the bowl as I had a stinking cold at the time. I proudly showed the barmaid my efforts, but she was resolute and threatened to enforce the action with hired goons. Luckily for me, the chaps at my table were much bigger than the hired goons, so I sat back down at the table and continued drinking. Hooray!
*This was partially true. I was completely rat-arsed.
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Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 16:59,
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