BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Hackney Learning Trust/Library.It wasn't my fault. I was accompanying my dad (a filthy commie) on a picket line. I went in to use the toilet and was turfed out and told I'd be in deep shite if I ever entered the building again because they didn't support my line of politics. At which point I attemted to explain that it wasn't my line of politics – it went nowhere, the security bloke started ranting about the Socialist Worker being cunts. Me trying to get across that I'm not part of the Socialist Worker, and the party outside wasn't even the SWP, didn't go down well and basically what I'm saying is socialists are ruining my life everything I do is marred by them. Fucking cunts.
THANK YOU KARL MARX.
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Fictional Emma, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 17:39,
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