BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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The Blue Anchor, LancasterSay it fast - it sums the pub up.
Well, it was a cold night, and they had an open fire that nobody had put any coal on for a while so how do we get warm?
Easy. Bung a bar stool into the fire. The legs went up like good 'uns. Trouble was that the cushion was made of that stuff that gives off very impressive clouds of toxic fumes.
Oddly, we never managed to get banned from The Merchants (see first page) despite my mate and his then GF putting on an unscheduled live sex show at 2 one afternoon.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 22:07,
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