BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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KiespikeYou're just the sort of person I'd like to meet on a dark night when I'm in a bad mood.
There's mischief and there's mean - guess where you belong?
/OB Story
Whe I was 15 I was kicked out of English lit and never allowed back. We were supposed to be studying Chaucers Prologue To The Canterbury Tales but it was shit. So I grabbed a book off the bookshelf and put it inside my copy of Chaucer and read that instead. Then the teacher said:
"Legless - read aloud from the top of the page please..."
So I started...
"And Noddy said to Bigears......."
"OUT!! - And don't come back....."
No sense of humor, some people.....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 11:54,
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