BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Nice head on this...Im barred from shithole in Wigan for being mullered and wanting a piss. But my mate was telling a particularly gripping talel, so i took an empty pint glass and pissed in it under the table. I tried to place it on the the table without anybody noticing. BUT a friend of mine obviously knew what i had done, probabaly from the ecstasy on my face as i unleashed the frothy goodness into the pot. So he proceeded to rock the table so it would slop over the sides. A bit dribbled onto another mates shoe, we told him what it was and he made a massive commotion.
"What do you mean its piss!" could be heard from the other side of Wigan.
We were ejected forthwith.
(, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 13:17, Reply)
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