BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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AlloaMy Mate was banned from the one nightclub in Alloa. He threw his jacket across the club onto the bar.
Bouncer: you just threw your jacket at the Barstaff
mate: I didn't. I never came out with a jacket
Bouncer: I saw you
Mate: I never had a jacket.
Bouncer: you're going
Mate: I'm telling you, I never had a jacket
Proceeds like this for ten minutes, eventually the bouncer starts to escort him out. My mates response: Fair enough, can I get my jacket back. So they barred him for pissing around.
Seamonkey, must confess I have never been ejected from the penny black, but I was refused entry to it once at 7am. Was just a tad drunk.
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