BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Fear and loathing in the Ziller ValleyLong story; short. School ski trip to Austria, boozing allowed from 16.
Small, rural pub. Barwoman distracted. Dozen or so bottles of spirits lifted from behind the bar (no optics). Rumbled by teacher in toilets, they decide to inform staff while we leg it with drink. Barred. Teachers promise not to punish if spoils are shared.
Trendy bar on the slopes. During course of Austrian drinking game, large nail twats other patron. Warned. Bar staff soaked by mass shotgunning gone awry. Barred.
Gay nightclub. 60 kids take advantage of low low cocktail prices, resulting in small riot. Litre bottle of Stroh 80 stolen (it went down a treat, in case you're interested), box or two of Jaeger minis stolen, several tables/chairs broken, gent's toilets flooded, used tampon suspended from fake chandelier and car in carpark rolled down beginners' slope. Ran to hotel pretty sharpish after police were called, but something tells me we wouldn't be welcome back.
Our excuse?
'We're from Norn Iron mate, it's normal over there, yanno?'
/shame
EDIT: Just like to point out that it wasn't just me involved. Nice though the image is, one man cannot cope with 12 large bottles, nor can he produce a bloody feminine toiletry on demand.
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