BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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funnily enoughi was barred from my local branch of tescos on wednesday night. having spent a pleasurable night with a friend drunk and calling everyone in sight a cunt, we decided to go to tescos to satisfy our food cravings. the security guard must have been able to smell us or something because as soon as we got there he refused to let us in because we were too intoxicated. "i'm concerned that you will knock over the displays," said he. now, i'm normally the diplomatic anything-to-keep-the-peace kind of girl. but i was drunk so i replied "i'll knock you over in a minute if you don't let us in". possibly not the best thing to say to a 6ft tall black man who looked like he could knock me out with his little finger.
"get out of here, you're not coming here again" he bellowed. friend and i said fine, asda's better anyway. so off we went.
went to tescos this morning to get some breakfast before work, thinking that my shameful, drunken display had been forgotten. but alas, the security guard recognised me and just as he said, i wasn't allowed in.
i wish i could say i was barred from somewhere cool like china whites or funky bhudda, but no. i'm banned from a fucking supermarket.
(, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 3:55, Reply)
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