BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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At one called the bell and bails (bell end bollocks i call it)With 2 other mates. Both barstaff disapeared from behind the bar, and my mate gets the brilliant idea of stealing a nice big bottle of apple sour just in reach behind the bar. I was pretty out of it and unsure what was going on till he made for the door, so downing the remainder of the pint i too stumbled for the exit. When i got to the front door, i noticed my other friend standing with his back to me smoking a ciggy. So i hit him on the back and said 'quick fucking leg it! Lewis just robbed a bottle of apple sour!'. Only it wasnt my friend. It was one of the barmen. Oops.
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Cashy, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 19:37,
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