BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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BastardsI have been barred from the following:
A posh schools old boys club for setting fire to the carpet
Another posh schools old boys club for stealing a table/stealing drinks/breaking the urinals
My local pub, 4 tims, for fighting on the pool table, stealing pool balls, being far too young back then, and trying to eat someone else's dinner
My local India/chinese/any other nationality restaurant, for calling the staff thieving chinky bastards/ enquiring as to whether the waiter had gone all the way to dirkadirkastan to get our beer/ for taking my sister there, who is a rude and evil individual, and also steals salt and pepper pots, and occasionaly tablecloths.
Thrown out of The Works nightclub in Bristol (yes, its sh*t) for being sick on a bouncer and some pretty girls.
My local off license, for fighting over the last can of Helden Brau Super (central heating for tramps!)
Having written all this, its amazing I now have a job, a wife, and a better car than you!
(, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:42, Reply)
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