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I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*

I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.

Where have you been banned from?

*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact

(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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One Virgin, Four Jars Of Olives and A Lifetime Ban From Gibralta.
I used to work as a fish monger in Fowey harbour. On Thursdays, which were our delivery days, we'd have to sort through the crabs, lobsters and crayfish, writing their names, weights and adresses on their backs. Needless to say, this was a monotonous job. Eventually, my colleague, Sean (who had a thick brummie accent) came up with a plan; he would print up stickers with the details already on them and we would use them instead of the marker pen when Thursday came around.
Come June, this plan was working superbly, until I had to go away to a trade fair in Weymouth for a fortnight. Sean was left on his own.
That Thursday, my hotel received a phone call from Sean; "How do I tell the different weights of the crayfish?"
How we laughed.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, Reply)

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