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I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*

I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.

Where have you been banned from?

*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact

(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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DISCLAIMER: I really, really didn't do it...
...but I suppose it makes for a half-decent story.

I'm a bit of a goody-goody and have never been banned or thrown out of anywhere. Until now.

I am currently banned from a fairly large hospital in North London. A whole hospital! Fancy! What did I do?

Well, allegedly...
1. I called one of the managers a "bastard".
2. I helped one of the nurses raise a complaint against her manager.
3. I showed my tits in a local pub.

All sounds pretty tame, yes?

Ah. Forgot to mention. I'm actually a senior manager at aforementioned hospital myself. Oopsy.

Still, so far I've managed to string my full-pay suspension out to five weeks of scratching my arse in front of Jeremy Kyle at a rate of £200+ a day to YOU, dear taxpayer - whilst they try to cobble a case together and avoid admitting that it's all the ramblings of a gibbering mentalist.

Well done everyone.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 18:11, Reply)

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