BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Nag's Head, WalthamstowAn acquaintance of mine was hoyed out of this pub by Roger, the somewhat unbalanced and frequently pissed-up landlord, simply for commenting that £2.80 was a "bit steep" for a pint of Stella.
Prior to his ejection, him and his girlfriend were subjected to a ten-minute rant which they quietly accepted as Roger delivered it whilst leaning heavily on the Kronenbourg pump, unwittingly gushing away considerably more than £2.80 worth of lager.
Roger's missus is a nutter as well, she can be driven into an apoplectic OCD rage if you so much as move a table, chair or ashtray.
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weebear1974 discovering the joy of cat rape since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 18:23,
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