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I've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*

I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.

Where have you been banned from?

*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact

(, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Barred, you say?
After three years at music college and two years working at the Duke of Devonshire's country retreat, recounting tales and singing merry catches, I was finally able to bring my studies to culmination.

We celebrated by attending a nearby hostelry, where we quaffed much porter. The serving girl unfortunately took umbrage at my skillful serialist re-interpretation of "O What a Lovely Pair of Wabs You Have, Susan Shagg" (the highlight of my graduation recital earlier that day), and I was escorted from the building by two burly men-at-arms.

I was informed in no uncertain terms that I was barred, and I said "yes, how did you know?"

I was kicked half to death for such appalling punning, and deserved every steel toe-capped blow, if you ask me.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 14:53, Reply)

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