BarredI've only ever been barred from one pub, the "Fort St George in England" on Midsummer Common in Cambridge.*
I was part of a group caught drunkenly trying to add our names in biro to a historic signed cricket bat. I still have the pint glass I was holding as I was chucked out.
Where have you been banned from?
*All pubs in Cambridge have posh names like this. 25% fact
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chthonic, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:00)
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Takeaways in Milton Keynes suckWe ordered a meal like the lazy cunts we are, and to our disgust it was manky, tasted gone-off. Naturally, being British, we complained, and so they sent out another meal free of charge (damn straight!)
Only problem is, this one was also minging, so we complained about that too.
Some months later, feeling peckish, rang them up, gave name and address - "Sorry Sir, but we won't deliver to that address. *click*"
BASTARDS
(, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 20:25, Reply)
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