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This is a question Wanking Disasters Part II

Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I wanked...
...over a picture of Mary Whitehouse.



(It's the answer that keeps on giving)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:42, 5 replies)
Yeah
but why would that fit into "Wanking Disasters"? Were you looking at her Biography in WH Smiths at the time?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:21, closed)
Yeah
POIDH
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:26, closed)
Have you SEEN Mary Whitehouse?
If you're wanking over a picture of her, it's a disaster.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:21, closed)
Well
I'll give you that she's not so hot now, but in her day, she was a fox. (We all know the ones that protest too much are the filthiest.)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:59, closed)
I'm kind of hoping that...
...your Mary Whitehouse answer gets posted in every QOTW.
A new internet meme if you will!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:18, closed)

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