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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Passed out naked...
...in front of the computer, trousers round ankles, bottle of vodka still on the desk, gentleman's interest video still running on loop...

...woke up in different clothes to the ones I'd been wearing before the wank, with my dad watching over me to make sure I didn't choke on my vomit in my sleep. Apparently I'd been quite... explosive.

We don't talk about it. Ever.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:48, 7 replies)
i cant click this hard enough

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:51, closed)
Why does everything
sound like a double entendre this week?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:55, closed)
Because you're wanking.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:00, closed)
Yes, yes, yes, oh god yes!!!
Click for the story too.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:20, closed)
Is it worth pointing out...
...that by "explosive" I mean "vomity", not "covered in my own relish"?

Or is it too late?

It's too late isn't it? Shit.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:23, closed)
Not only is it too late
It ruins the story and I now want my click back.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:07, closed)

(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:37, closed)

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