Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Fans will remember I attended a public school from the age of 10-18.It was proper Harry Potter-type stuff back then, but with beatings, cold showers, genuine abuse and paedophilia.
I was made a prefect in the sixth form, and one of the duties was to patrol the house dormitories until 12am.
I'd like to think that I retain a special place in some men's hatred purely for the fact that sheerly through carrying out my duties I am a walking wanking disaster.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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Funny that,the pigs used to come round at midnight and toss us off at our school. I guess you weren't pretty enough.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:58,
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"The pigs"?Hahahaha - how "street".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:13,
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