
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I think he'd be better off admitting to cracking one off watching porn rather than Kendo Nagasaki grappling with Mick McManus' sweaty arse.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:18, 1 reply)

Back when wrestling wasn't anything to do with Americans with oiled up hairless muscular bodies, it was about Pale Ale, Saturday afternoons, smoking indoors, outraged old ladies "havin' a go" and old men with beer bellies.
Fuck me, I don't know which would be the dodgiest wrestling to be caught apparently wanking whilst watching.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:44, closed)
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