Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
I'm pretty sure that if you did walk in on him and laugh, thoughIt would A: be a pretty funny story, and B: would cost you thousands in psychiatric bills over the following years.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:37,
1 reply)
I've explained how the washing machine worksAnd I've told him not to leave crusty socks under his bed.
I've done all a mother can do.
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:41,
closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread