Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Haha - hoorah!The singularly best knock-back I’ve been on the end of was when I first took E, and got off with a hippy girl at a Reclaim The Streets do.
After us eating face for a while, her mates turned up and said they were going home, and she looked at them, looked at me with increasing awkwardness, and stuttered, “Erm … erm … erm … look – I’d invite you back to mine, but, erm … right … I’ve heard sex binds two souls together and I don’t know about you but I’m bound to some people I really wish I wasn’t, and, erm … ”
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:47,
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hahahahaawwww that's not niceStill, now you are married and have the last laugh.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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Not married yetbut to be in August - Las Vegas Ho (and not in the rude American way)!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55,
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Woo and congrats to you and the future Ms V(
camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:19,
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