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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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One of the most upsetting things someone can do
Is come back to get their mobile 'phone after they've left the house in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:58, 4 replies)
Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:07, closed)
Why?
Was it up your arse on vibrate?
(salvadorevincent, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:08, closed)
NO!
IT BLOODY WASN'T!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:14, closed)
Especially
when you've filmed yourself on their phone, rubbing one out into their milk carton.
(Rsoles, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:51, closed)

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